won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
For real tho
if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
This is incredible.
sleepy 3 AM President Bird gif for Ryan because ???
He is the President.
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